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If your an avid reader of my reviews you see that I usually love movies that people hate. Everyone hates Babylon AD, I love it. Everyone hates The Super Mario Bros. Movie, I like it. Everybody hates Alone in the Dark, I thought it was pretty damn good (a shot is fired but misses.) But sadly I am not invincible and there are movies I despise. If a guy like me hates a movie, then it has to be really bad. Here are the Top 10 Worst movies ever made!
10. The Fan: A few months ago I caught the last half hour of this movie on AMC. I sat there thinking "Wow I missed a pretty good movie." Well I was able to cath it again the following week, and boy was I wrong! The movie was bland, the acting was bad, and the plot was stupid. I also hated the fact that the movie didn't knwo whether we should feel bad for Robert De Niro or think he's a douche. Thats what made this film bad.
9. Harry Potter and the order of the Pheonix. I'm not a hardcore Harry Potter fan, just to let you know that that's not the reason why I hate this movie. I hate it because it was boring and done all wrong. When Sirious died I felt absolutley nothing.
8. Cars: The only bad movie that Pixar has ever made. The story sucks, the characters suck, the whole thing just sucks.
7. Licence to Kill: Holy shit Timothy Dalton was a HORRIBLE James Bond and this film proves it. It didn't feel like a Bond film for one, I didn't like the premise and like I said, Dalton sucks as Bond.
6. Jason Goes to Hell: In all my days I never thought I'd hate a Friday the 13th movie. I really like Jason Takes Manhatten and I thought Jason X was pretty good. But this... What a piece of shit! The acting was atrociously bad and I hated the premise. Jason dies but jumps bewteen people because his heart is EEEEEEEVVVVVVIIIILLLLL! That's my main problem, Jason does the killing but we see him as different people. Also i hate the fact that jason has a smaller mask and a big, poofy head.
5. No Country for Old Men: What? Don't you look at me like that! This movie sucks and you know it. The main problem I have with it is that its boring as all hell. Believe me this hunk of junk nearly put me to sleep. We spend 10 fucking minutes with Chigurh telling a Guy "I'm going to kill you if you guess the coin toss wrong." While the other twat says "Duuuuhhhh I don't know what yer sayin." This movie is BBBBBOOOOOOOORRRRRRRIIIINNNGGGG!!! But you know what? I like the Coen Brothers. I really liked Raising Arizona, Miller's Crossing and Fargo. And I love Barton Fink. So to me these guys aren't to blame for making a bad movie. The real villain here is the horrendously bad writing style of Cormac McCarthy. Damn him and his bad books!
4. Miracle on 34th Street 1994: See here fav.me/d2e9n6w
3. Here is all my hatred summed up in a better, non repetative way
fav.me/d2xzoo4
2. The movie that proves that there are worse things then death. The jokes aren't funny, the acting is horrible, the whole film is disgustingly heinous and it serves more of a rip off then a spoof. Everytime I see a Freidberg Seltzer movie now I think "Theres no way in Hell this can be anywhere near as bad as Epic Movie."
1. Dumb and Dumberer When Harry met Lloyd: fav.me/d2wuffh
10. The Fan: A few months ago I caught the last half hour of this movie on AMC. I sat there thinking "Wow I missed a pretty good movie." Well I was able to cath it again the following week, and boy was I wrong! The movie was bland, the acting was bad, and the plot was stupid. I also hated the fact that the movie didn't knwo whether we should feel bad for Robert De Niro or think he's a douche. Thats what made this film bad.
9. Harry Potter and the order of the Pheonix. I'm not a hardcore Harry Potter fan, just to let you know that that's not the reason why I hate this movie. I hate it because it was boring and done all wrong. When Sirious died I felt absolutley nothing.
8. Cars: The only bad movie that Pixar has ever made. The story sucks, the characters suck, the whole thing just sucks.
7. Licence to Kill: Holy shit Timothy Dalton was a HORRIBLE James Bond and this film proves it. It didn't feel like a Bond film for one, I didn't like the premise and like I said, Dalton sucks as Bond.
6. Jason Goes to Hell: In all my days I never thought I'd hate a Friday the 13th movie. I really like Jason Takes Manhatten and I thought Jason X was pretty good. But this... What a piece of shit! The acting was atrociously bad and I hated the premise. Jason dies but jumps bewteen people because his heart is EEEEEEEVVVVVVIIIILLLLL! That's my main problem, Jason does the killing but we see him as different people. Also i hate the fact that jason has a smaller mask and a big, poofy head.
5. No Country for Old Men: What? Don't you look at me like that! This movie sucks and you know it. The main problem I have with it is that its boring as all hell. Believe me this hunk of junk nearly put me to sleep. We spend 10 fucking minutes with Chigurh telling a Guy "I'm going to kill you if you guess the coin toss wrong." While the other twat says "Duuuuhhhh I don't know what yer sayin." This movie is BBBBBOOOOOOOORRRRRRRIIIINNNGGGG!!! But you know what? I like the Coen Brothers. I really liked Raising Arizona, Miller's Crossing and Fargo. And I love Barton Fink. So to me these guys aren't to blame for making a bad movie. The real villain here is the horrendously bad writing style of Cormac McCarthy. Damn him and his bad books!
4. Miracle on 34th Street 1994: See here fav.me/d2e9n6w
3. Here is all my hatred summed up in a better, non repetative way
fav.me/d2xzoo4
2. The movie that proves that there are worse things then death. The jokes aren't funny, the acting is horrible, the whole film is disgustingly heinous and it serves more of a rip off then a spoof. Everytime I see a Freidberg Seltzer movie now I think "Theres no way in Hell this can be anywhere near as bad as Epic Movie."
1. Dumb and Dumberer When Harry met Lloyd: fav.me/d2wuffh
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Well there you have it, the worst movies ever! now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go watch Die hard and Iron man at the same time to make the bad thoughts go away!
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Yeah, the Sirius' death scene in the 5th Harry Potter movie was disappointing...I wanted to feel his sadness. I got it, but not emotionally, but dang it I do love that movie for 2 reasons, when Voldemort was trying to possess Harry near the end and Umbridge. Gosh they portrayed her as a teacher you had that you hated and it was brilliant XD.
I do agree with you with tese movies, but ugh...no matter how bad of a movie I go watch, nothing will be as bad as Ghost Rider 2.