Well after having its first trailer be out for five months, a spot on the super bowl, positive buzz and just a month before it comes out... G.I.Joe Retaliation has been pushed back. When you ask? To March of 2013... Nine. Whole. Months... Furious does not even begin to describe the seething fury that I feel right now! And why is it being pushed back so far? Well a normal person would think "rewrites" or "shooting new scenes." No, that would actually make sense! It's being pushed back to March so it can be converted into 3D... Excuse me. (walks off screen. Muffled, enraged shouts can be heard). Really? 3D? It doesn't take that long to convert a film into 3D! Remember when the Clash of the Titans remake came out two years go and it was converted to 3D at the last second? How long was it pushed back to? Oh right A FUCKING WEEK! What's more is that it's not even going to look like a 3D film, just like all the other post production conversions. Well all I can say now is: Thanks Avengers, thanks Battleship, thanks Hunger Games! I now have to wait a human baby's gestation period before I can see one of my most anticipated fins of this year! And before any of you get on my case about that just ask me and I'll explain later, I'm typing this up on my IPad and it's pretty to do so.